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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":388}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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